The Boss of East Afghanistan.

Yesterday my roommates and I went to The Coffee Garden to use the internet machine and whatnot. While there my roommate Brooke informed Jonathan and myself that she had a date later that night with the boss of east Afghanistan. Immediately we questioned what she meant by "the boss of east Afghanistan," Her response," Or west, I can't remember." She never could explain what she meant by that, and she ended up ditching the guy. I thought I was so close to meeting the boss of east Afghanistan, now I guess I never will. Also, if you have a date with someone who you think carries such a title, is it a good idea to blow them off? I mean, he is The Boss of East Afghanistan for heavens sake.