People change.

So I have a Facebook account, get over it already. I know I said I'd never get one, but that was almost a year ago...you know, when I was him and not the current me. Every time I reflect on my past self I refer to said past self as him. Its because I change, a lot over time. I think its growing, I think thats what is happening. How could I not? The situations I put myself in can only have the outcome of growth, they're too weird to get anything else out of them. Like the time I left my grandma's walker in the parking lot at Trolley Square and had to retrieve it from mall security at midnight. That night I learned that if you decide to take said walker to a night club, its going to get passed around before you leave to drop it off on the doorstep of your grandma's assisted living facility. Its an excellent prop for dancing however.

Don't you dare touch my artificial limb!

My biggest fear in life is a paper cut in the eye. Think about it...Paper cut. Eyeball. My second biggest fear is losing a limb and having to live life as an amputee. My third biggest fear is technology. This blog is me going out on a "limb" and facing a huge fear of mine. Perhaps if this goes well I'll saw off an arm, or take a manila folder to my cornea. I don't have any logical reason that i'm freaked out about technology, it just all feels very "Brave New World" to me. For awhile I rebelled against modern life. No cell phone, no i-pod, no internet machine, and only basic cable. My reasons being sheer ingenuity and poverty, I'm not telling the ratio. I learned a lot in the time I was "disconnected" so to speak. Mainly how to do Sudoku, but it was a learning period nonetheless. Something happened to my ingenuity or my poverty because I'm back, cell phone in hand, ready to re-connect with the generation lost in space. This blog is the closest I will ever get to a myspace or facebook page. If you want to know me, read me, but don't you dare touch my artificial limb!